Saturday, August 21, 2010

If you saw that your dates toenails were longer than their toes... what would you?

throw a nail clipper at them and run?If you saw that your dates toenails were longer than their toes... what would you?
I would ask if she enjoyed climbing trees and I'd assume she was very good at it.





I'd also ask if she'd sliced any fruits or vegetables lately.





Then I'd ask why she let them get so long.





Then I'd most likely move on to a safer date because I wouldn't want to accidently lose a leg if she decided to play footsie with me, unless she was Jessica Simpson, I'd have to think about it twice if that's who it was...lol.If you saw that your dates toenails were longer than their toes... what would you?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lol i would think if he cant even look after his own personal grooming what use will he be to u? lol
I would say, now I see why you don't wear shoes!!!!
OFFER A PART OF THE DATE A PEDICURE AND MANICURE ON ME.
i'd stare then scream because long *** tonenails are nasty *** **** **** *** sweat.
I would say wow! Why you haven't clip your toenails? Don't that hurt? But I still love you nailleykins%26lt; cute talk picking on the toenails lol
I would say something like.....











';EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW…





Then I would run away! While shouting ';TOES TOES EW TOES';
that is pretty freaky....i know from personal experience the best thing to do is just go.......go very.....very....far away........


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I'd be very scared and slowly move away.
I'd walk backwards away from him... oh boy smellies..
Politely excuse my self (after taking pictures with my cell) go home throw up and post them all over the internet lol.
I don't mind

1 comment:

ISOAllThingsBeautiful said...

Longer than their toes? Well longish, shaped, and painted pretty would be nice although if they were that long and done right I would admire her for the effort, trouble, hardships, and or cost of getting them to that point. Who knows, if her fingernails were also long and pretty I may just have to ask her to marry me as I wouldn't want to be with a Fred Flintstone footed, stubby nailed, manly looking butch chick with square cut short nasty nails. Especially if they were painted. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! I only like feminine women that know how take care of themselves and look hot. If I wanted the alternative I might have to consider that I'm gay because I'd obviously like manly things.

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